It was at the Royal Shakespeare Company a few years ago when the tiny Aussie popstress was stepping out with actor Rupert Penry-Jones.
Myself and my friend Angela were at Stratford to watch well, I don't rightly recall but I think it was Penry-Jones in Don Juan at The Other Place.
It was the interval and we were in the ladies loos, washing our hands etc, and as we left Angela turned to me and said: "you do know you were standing next to Kylie Minogue at the mirror don't you?"
She must have been the slight, fair-haired girl doing her make-up.
So much for my powers of observation.